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"Average number of photographs taken of a Hawaiin sunset: 1,257,689. Average number of self-shot photographs taken of a Hawaiin sunset: 987,465."
— Department of parks & recreation city and county of Honolulu
ellaine:
jerry:
ellaine:
jerry:
so basically what youre saying is 95% of the population is undateable?
jerry:
undateable!
ellaine:
then how are all these people getting together?
jerry:
alcohol.
"Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25"
— Denver Post
"For example, you’re about twice as likely to get killed by a vending machine as you are by a shark"
— Fast Company Article
"She added, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
— themedguru.com
"Estimated number of drunk people in the world at any given moment: 46,948,952"
— Mens Health
"When you play with fire, there is a 50/50 chance something will go wrong, and nine times out of ten it does"
— June Swenson
"28% of women were most impressed by clever status updates on mens facebook pages"
— Mens Health
"Percentage of men who’ve tried to mow Major League patterns into their lawn: 55"
— Men’s Health

