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Mary: Can I show you something?
Clark: Ah. I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing.
Mary: For your wife or your girlfriend?
Clark: What? What happened? Whoof! I guess it wouldn’t be any… Whoa! It wouldn’t be the christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than - hotter than they are. Whoo! It is warm in here.
Mary: Well, you have your coat on.
Clark: Oh, do I? How did that happen?
Mary: Because, it’s cold out.
Clark: Yes, it’s a bit nippely out. I mean nippy out. (laughs) What did I say, nipple? Ah, there is a nip in the air though.
Mary: Can I take something out for you?
Clark: (laughs) I was just looking at something for my wife, god rest her soul.
Mary: Oh god, I’m so sorry.
Clark: Oh no no no, she’s not dead. We’re just divorced. She’s history. And, obviously she doesn’t wear underwear. And, there are plenty of shopping days left until aduteries - adulthood - which is to say christmas, as in yule, yule log. Not a log, I don’t have a log. I mean you know. If I had a log, not in the sence that you think I said I did. (laughs) Good golly. Tis the season to be merry.
Mary: That’s my name.
Clark: No shit!

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