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Chad:
Jerry:
Chad:
Jerry:
You've far exceeded my expectations. I thought for sure you would be dead by now.
Jerry:
Oh that reminds me, m&m's are on sale.
Chad:
Which has nothing to do with this conversation...
Jerry:
Chad, I want to be buried in a casket in the shape of an m&m. Didn't I tell you that? I want my arms to stick out like this. \O/
"I took so many damn naps today the bed was still warm every time I got back in it"
— Jerry
"I’ll say to her, I like to use euphemisms. Then ask her if she knows what that word means, euphemisms. She says yes, so I ask her what does it mean? She says I don’t know. I tell her, why do you say yes if you don’t know what it means? She said, because I don’t want you to think I’m stupid. I reply, well bonnie, I already think your’e stupid."
— Jerry
Jerry:
Chad:
Jerry:
Chad:
Jerry:
You probably have the thing where you say hi but hear bye
Chad:
Dyslexia?
Jerry:
Yah, I have that too
Chad:
I probably got it from you
Jerry:
Yah, I've got your hair style too
"Theres two times I don’t talk.
"
- When I’m sleeping
- When I have inside information I don’t want idiots to know
— Jerry
"he’s the kind of guy that could talk a girl into going home with him, then they’d have some drinks and he would talk her out of it."
— jerry
meet Jerrys’ new friend
"i believe in playing magic tricks, not cruel tricks"
— jerry
an evening with jerry always creates a memory
"I can tell by your mustache that you don’t know what you’re doing"
— Jerry
"Last time I was over here you bent over in front of me and it reminded me that pork is on sale at Ralphs this week"
— Jerry
Thanks for the inspiration dad
Chad:who the hell wants a punching bag?
Jerry:
yah, just use your wife.
"she’s been outside for two minutes …. shes famished."
— jerry
"Chad, don’t interupt me when I’m interupting"
— Jerry
