infamous quotes

that fool said what!? yes, quotes from us and others. you better watch what you say around us... click on a contributor to filter their posted quotes only, or click on a collection of quotes below.

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the questions?

This American Life: Mr. Daisey & the Apple Factory

tags:
#mr. daisey
#apple
#this american life
#factory
#foxxcon
"Fuck holding on, Lego!"
— Slap Santa
tags:
#lego
#fuck you
#slap magazine
Me: Hello Furnace!
Customer: Hi, do you guys carry losion
Me: HUH?!
Customer: Losion
Me: Did you say Lotion?
Customer: Yeah, do you guys carry Losion (Lotion)?
tags:
#random
#silence of the lambs
#Lotion
Random customer #1: Woah, there's a picture of Joe!
Random customer #2: That weird creepy kid? Does he even skate?
Random customer #1: I think so...

Robert’s favorite song

"You like her. You think she smells like rain"
— Barney Stinson
tags:
#How I met your mother
#Barney
#Stinson
#Neil Patrick harris

line it up, line it up, Sniff more, sniff more

tags:
#kreayshawn
#hoes
#rich
#whores
#cocaine

wallow around.. then get buck! 

On Blast: Aaron Levant

Damn I wanna start a podcast.. But I hate listening to my voice.

“If you don’t mind, I’d like to begin at the beginning…” Jon Orr recently got me hooked on listening to Kevin and Bean from KROQ. My first thought was, “they sound a lot like Weenie and the Butt from Family Guy”, and Yes!! Family Guys: Weenie and the Butt was on yesterdays KROQs: Kevin and Bean! 

Bjork?

Jake: What does bjork sound like?
Don: Like lesbian rock

Tigerlily (DYWHAP Blend)ft. Rusko 

Ahh Bees!!

Charlie: [holding a shirt] someone left this.
Kate: it was um.... it full of bees.
Charlie: I would've thought C's, actually.
tags:
#CHARLIE
#KATE
"Think of it as a wake-up call from a man with nothin’ but a blow-up doll. And even she left me. Shouldn’t have used helium."
Moe Szyslak
tags:
#THE SIMPSONS
G: You Don't like Basketball? Why not?
My Grandma: No... I don't like. There is no Pacquiao.

Why is a Strap Cap better than a Fitted?

tags:
#the questions
#strap cap

mini interview: Kro

G: When you where little where you ever hassled at Furnace?
K: Hell Yeah, fuckn Young Blood. Bitch Ass Nigga! I used to get tormented by him to go skate, and he used to hate on me, but its all good.
G: Whats the funniest thing that's happened in the club?
K: Dude, everything's funny in the club haha. i don't know, maybe the way people dance, its so funny.
G: Why are you growing out your hair?
K: Cause i have a bet with Alec Jamir. Who can grow out there hair the longest for $100. and i think think he'll cut it first haha.
G: Why do you think he'll cut it?
K: Cause he has Asian hair...haha
tags:
#Kevin romar
#kro
#mini interview

Whats gonna happen at the TaHa premiere?

tags:
#the questions
#taha

Whats a typical day with Joe Clower?

tags:
#the questions

Future Joe Clower: Joe’s perspective

tags:
#the questions

Whats your favorite record Joe?

tags:
#the questions

What did you think of the Look Cool video?

tags:
#the questions

Whats the Joe Clower bug story?

tags:
#the questions

Your on a boat, and you could only save 1 person. Who do you pull out of the water? Randy, Cody, or Joe

tags:
#the questions
"The place where your dreams come true, when you stop dreaming"
— Kurt Myers (Elegy)
"Revenge is a dish best served cold"
— old Klingon proverb
"Money can’t put a price on steez"
— Joe Clower (aka Crazy Joey Red Clowners)