infamous quotes
that fool said what!? yes, quotes from us and others. you better watch what you say around us... click on a contributor to filter their posted quotes only, or click on a collection of quotes below.
"I’ve been looking for an image for like 10min cause i keep getting distracted by cute kittens on the internet"
— jigglie
"he’s the kind of guy that could talk a girl into going home with him, then they’d have some drinks and he would talk her out of it."
— jerry
"hey, you going that way?"
— joe clower
"Some may call it cheating when a person brings a Smart Water to math class. I call it brillience."
— bdrum
"hey chad, can i fuck with this cookie?"
— clowers
"i liked america before it was cool"
— bumper sticker
c:
k:
what movie do you want to watch? I have one about the origination of the font helvetica. wanna watch that?
k:
are you serious?
"come on Boogee, make it around that last bend. you can do it."
— clowers mind
"Observation: I can’t see a thing. Conclusion: Dinosaurs."
— Carl Sagan
"_______ is that guy who back in the jesus days would be the first one to scream, ‘stone em!’"
— clower
"This is a sail on your boat of life. The ocean is a spirit. The ocean is your imagination. The ocean is your power. The ocean is your emotion. The sail on the boat is the golden rule. The wind that catches the sail and pushes the boat into a lovely sunset of tropical design with a double rainbow, that wind is your spirit … I was told when I got out of the hospital two months earlier after my death from brain surgery that I was born with the energy of ten men who have normal jobs."
— gary busey
"i believe in playing magic tricks, not cruel tricks"
— jerry
"Joe Clower is watching “desert reef.” Dont forget about the mysteries of the world, like coral reefs!"
— clower
"Joe Clower has 20/20 vision, good sight, and can see whats going on"
— clower
Chavez:
Chad:
Chavez:
what's jersey shore?
Chad:
seriously?
Chavez:
I don't have cable and I don't have a digital converter.
"they say the hardest part of rollerblading is telling your parents you’re gay"
— a commercial on tv, or aziz
chad:
ktown:
i don't know, i'm not a doctor.
ktown:
then why'd i let you give me those rectal exams?
Waffle lady:
Bdrum:
Waffle lady:
what would you like to drink?
Bdrum:
milk.
Waffle lady:
white or chocolate?
"gum makes me throw up"
— r.
"He’s an aquarius, that’s why he’s so sassy."
— k-town
"you can portray me as a rich bastard in the press all you want, just as long as i stay rich."
— a ceo on a tv show
"every mormon either owns, or has owned, a trampoline. its like the utah thing."
— jigglie
“i have switch fucking front crook kickflip out man!”
im so cool. am i cool?
robert cuts his hair: part 2
robert cuts his hair: part 1
hey chad…. i should be in a movie
"I can tell by your mustache that you don’t know what you’re doing"
— Jerry
Thanks for the inspiration dad
Chad:who the hell wants a punching bag?
Jerry:
yah, just use your wife.
Ktown:
Ctown:
They have some flowers and radio stuff.
Ctown:
Thats a turntable.
Maya:
Dennis:
you guys are so ridiculous. i mean, you're fighting over amy like shes molly ringwald or something.
Dennis:
you know, theres a section in the video store called "new releases"
Nina:
Maya:
Nina:
Maya:
Nina:
hey you wanna grab some lunch?
Maya:
oh I can't I got a ton of work
Nina:
oh, well just give me twenty dollars then
Maya:
what? why?
Nina:
well you were gonna treat right?
Alaska Airlines Flight 543
Flight attendant:you know you're in an emergency exit row, are you ok with that?
Jonesy:
I requested it.
It's funny cause it's true
Dennis:Where'd you get all this stuff?
Persky:
My uncle owns a porno store.
Dennis:
What?! Why didn't you tell me that five years ago? You could've saved me a hundred thousand bucks!
Dennis finch is the man
Dennis:Let me lay a little science on you Nina. All women are two drinks away from a girl on girl adventure.
Nina:
According to who?
Dennis:
According to any movie on cinemax after dark.
