infamous quotes
that fool said what!? yes, quotes from us and others. you better watch what you say around us... click on a contributor to filter their posted quotes only, or click on a collection of quotes below.
what would you like to drink?
Bdrum:
milk.
Waffle lady:
white or chocolate?
"Storms make the oak grow deeper roots."
— George Herbert
"gum makes me throw up"
— r.
"He’s an aquarius, that’s why he’s so sassy."
— k-town
"you can portray me as a rich bastard in the press all you want, just as long as i stay rich."
— a ceo on a tv show
"every mormon either owns, or has owned, a trampoline. its like the utah thing."
— jigglie
“i have switch fucking front crook kickflip out man!”
im so cool. am i cool?
robert cuts his hair: part 2
robert cuts his hair: part 1
hey chad…. i should be in a movie
"I can tell by your mustache that you don’t know what you’re doing"
— Jerry
"Last time I was over here you bent over in front of me and it reminded me that pork is on sale at Ralphs this week"
— Jerry
Thanks for the inspiration dad
Chad:who the hell wants a punching bag?
Jerry:
yah, just use your wife.
"If they can’t pick their shoes for that evening, how can we expect them to pick good political leaders?"
— petitionspot.com
"junk in the trunk is a finch slam dunk — too fat for tennis its time for the dennis — little bit of blubber finch buys a rubber"
— dennis finch
"She added, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
— themedguru.com
Why is a Strap Cap better than a Fitted?
mini interview: Kro
G:When you where little where you ever hassled at Furnace?
K:
Hell Yeah, fuckn Young Blood. Bitch Ass Nigga! I used to get tormented by him to go skate, and he used to hate on me, but its all good.
G:
Whats the funniest thing that's happened in the club?
K:
Dude, everything's funny in the club haha. i don't know, maybe the way people dance, its so funny.
G:
Why are you growing out your hair?
K:
Cause i have a bet with Alec Jamir. Who can grow out there hair the longest for $100. and i think think he'll cut it first haha.
G:
Why do you think he'll cut it?
K:
Cause he has Asian hair...haha
Whats gonna happen at the TaHa premiere?
Whats a typical day with Joe Clower?
Future Joe Clower: Joe’s perspective
Whats your favorite record Joe?
What did you think of the Look Cool video?
What taste better?
Whats the Joe Clower bug story?
Your on a boat, and you could only save 1 person. Who do you pull out of the water? Randy, Cody, or Joe
Whats a good Lib Layraman story?
What does Greg Crain think of the new Del Taco Cypress worker?
"Estimated number of drunk people in the world at any given moment: 46,948,952"
— Mens Health
What’s the best clip Don has ever gotten of Brandon Drummond? - Ben Karpenski
What is Joe Clowers favorite story at the old Drummond house?
What is the definition of the ShredDogz according to Joe Clower?
"There’s nothing good online, I don’t think you want to go on there."
— Ktown
"I’m 16 and I can buy beer easier than i can buy a battery from *******."
— me@youstink
"she’s been outside for two minutes …. shes famished."
— jerry
They have some flowers and radio stuff.
Ctown:
Thats a turntable.
"When you play with fire, there is a 50/50 chance something will go wrong, and nine times out of ten it does"
— June Swenson
"it will take a while but i want to be able to answer “I can” when the question “Does anybody know how to fly a plane!!!” is asked."
— jigglie
"How do you tell the wife you’re going to spend $1000 on a domain name when you need a kitchen table?"
— jigglie
"28% of women were most impressed by clever status updates on mens facebook pages"
— Mens Health
"The brain operates on the same amount of power as a 10-watt light bulb"
— snapple
"Angels fans are corporate robot fans, that only cheer when the jumbotron says “make some noise”…they have no idea why they are cheering…oh yea, cause everyone else is cheering, duh."
— stuart s (sean henry’s friend)
you guys are so ridiculous. i mean, you're fighting over amy like shes molly ringwald or something.
Dennis:
you know, theres a section in the video store called "new releases"
hey you wanna grab some lunch?
Maya:
oh I can't I got a ton of work
Nina:
oh, well just give me twenty dollars then
Maya:
what? why?
Nina:
well you were gonna treat right?
"The place where your dreams come true, when you stop dreaming"
— Kurt Myers (Elegy)
"Revenge is a dish best served cold"
— old Klingon proverb
"Money can’t put a price on steez"
— Joe Clower (aka Crazy Joey Red Clowners)
Alaska Airlines Flight 543
Flight attendant:you know you're in an emergency exit row, are you ok with that?
Jonesy:
I requested it.
It's funny cause it's true
Dennis:Where'd you get all this stuff?
Persky:
My uncle owns a porno store.
Dennis:
What?! Why didn't you tell me that five years ago? You could've saved me a hundred thousand bucks!
Dennis finch is the man
Dennis:Let me lay a little science on you Nina. All women are two drinks away from a girl on girl adventure.
Nina:
According to who?
Dennis:
According to any movie on cinemax after dark.
