infamous quotes
that fool said what!? yes, quotes from us and others. you better watch what you say around us... click on a contributor to filter their posted quotes only, or click on a collection of quotes below.
"When’s cinco de mayo? … I don’t know when that shit is, I’m American!"
— r.
"Your present self-image was built upon your own imaginations pictures of yourself in the past which grew out of interpretations and evaluations which you placed upon experience."
— PSYCHO-CYBERNETICS by MAXWELL MALTZ, M.D.
Retraction from This American Life: Mr. Daisey and the Apple factory
This American Life: Mr. Daisey & the Apple Factory
"Fuck holding on, Lego!"
— Slap Santa
"..The man of action will never give up the external world on which he can try out his strength…” (Freud further develops his ideas on these different types in his paper on Libidinal Types.) [1931] -Sigmund Freud"
— Civilization and Its Discontents
Hello Furnace!
Customer:
Hi, do you guys carry losion
Me:
HUH?!
Customer:
Losion
Me:
Did you say Lotion?
Customer:
Yeah, do you guys carry Losion (Lotion)?
Woah, there's a picture of Joe!
Random customer #2:
That weird creepy kid? Does he even skate?
Random customer #1:
I think so...
Robert’s favorite song
"You like her. You think she smells like rain"
— Barney Stinson
line it up, line it up, Sniff more, sniff more
wallow around.. then get buck!
On Blast: Aaron Levant
Damn I wanna start a podcast.. But I hate listening to my voice.
thats crazy talk
“If you don’t mind, I’d like to begin at the beginning…” Jon Orr recently got me hooked on listening to Kevin and Bean from KROQ. My first thought was, “they sound a lot like Weenie and the Butt from Family Guy”, and Yes!! Family Guys: Weenie and the Butt was on yesterdays KROQs: Kevin and Bean!
Bjork?
Jake:What does bjork sound like?
Don:
Like lesbian rock
GRIND-DING!
Tigerlily (DYWHAP Blend)ft. Rusko
"Put all your soul into it, play the way you feel!"
— Fryderyk Franciszek Chopin
"The world….. Is on fire….."
—
What does TaHA mean to Don?
Ahh Bees!!
Charlie:[holding a shirt] someone left this.
Kate:
it was um.... it full of bees.
Charlie:
I would've thought C's, actually.
"Think of it as a wake-up call from a man with nothin’ but a blow-up doll. And even she left me. Shouldn’t have used helium."
— Moe Szyslak
You Don't like Basketball? Why not?
My Grandma:
No... I don't like. There is no Pacquiao.
"I think that sign in neighborhoods slow children are playing, that sign is so mean"
— Zach g
"I’m gona open a maternity shop and call it we’re fucked"
— Zach galifianakis
"Storms make the oak grow deeper roots."
— George Herbert
Why is a Strap Cap better than a Fitted?
mini interview: Kro
G:When you where little where you ever hassled at Furnace?
K:
Hell Yeah, fuckn Young Blood. Bitch Ass Nigga! I used to get tormented by him to go skate, and he used to hate on me, but its all good.
G:
Whats the funniest thing that's happened in the club?
K:
Dude, everything's funny in the club haha. i don't know, maybe the way people dance, its so funny.
G:
Why are you growing out your hair?
K:
Cause i have a bet with Alec Jamir. Who can grow out there hair the longest for $100. and i think think he'll cut it first haha.
G:
Why do you think he'll cut it?
K:
Cause he has Asian hair...haha
Whats gonna happen at the TaHa premiere?
Whats a typical day with Joe Clower?
Future Joe Clower: Joe’s perspective
Whats your favorite record Joe?
What did you think of the Look Cool video?
What taste better?
Whats the Joe Clower bug story?
"The place where your dreams come true, when you stop dreaming"
— Kurt Myers (Elegy)
"Revenge is a dish best served cold"
— old Klingon proverb
"Money can’t put a price on steez"
— Joe Clower (aka Crazy Joey Red Clowners)
