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Kramer: Yes, uh, I’m interested in the apartment.
Sales Woman: Yes! Come in, come in.
Kramer: Ok.
Sales Woman: I’m Christine Nyhart.
Kramer: Oh. Delicious to meet you.
Sales Woman: Did the broker send you over?
Kramer: Uh, yes, most likely, yes. I’m, uh, H.E. Pennypacker. I’m a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. And, um, yes, I’m looking for a place where I can settle down with my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with. (sniffing wall) Mmm. Mombassa, hmm?
Sales Woman: The asking price is $1.5 million.
Kramer: Oh, I spend that much on after shave. Yes, I buy and sell men like myself every day. Now, I assume that there’s a waterfall grotto?
Sales Woman: No.
Kramer: How about a bathroom?
Sales Woman: It has 4.
Kramer: Yes, and where would the absolute nearest one be?
Sales Woman: Just down the hall.
